Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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