whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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