their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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