I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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