I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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