Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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