I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
