she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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