They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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