I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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