i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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