I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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