I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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