just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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