I don't think brook has ever known best
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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