Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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