grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
try to milk me bitch
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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