But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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