Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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