At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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