My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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