Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
