But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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