So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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