I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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