The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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