Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
