On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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