After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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