Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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