I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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