Christians are straight up FREAKS
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
