Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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