Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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