yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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