I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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