Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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