Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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