people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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