In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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