...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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