Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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