This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
did you just send me my own nude
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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