This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
