he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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