you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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