i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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