I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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