Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You need a sexual gate keeper
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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