Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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