Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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